Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I believe in your delicious
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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