omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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