She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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