I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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