I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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