Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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