oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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