in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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