Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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