I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I looked at my own cervix.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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