If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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