these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
