what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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