No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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