I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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