google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
pray to the hookup gods
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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