It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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