we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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