For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My vagina is very pro this idea
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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