Are we in a gay sports bar?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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