Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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