guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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