He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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