we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Congratulations! We have a period
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