i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Randomize
