is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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