Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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