i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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