I want to stick my p in your. b.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
