Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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