im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
