STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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