It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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