Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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