I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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