i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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