please come you make the beer taste better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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