belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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