Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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