it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
