Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so let's talk penis.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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