Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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