woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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