Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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