Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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