No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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