you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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