So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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