walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My cat gives me a boner
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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