Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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