Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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