im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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